A little poem for one of my friends stuck in the ATL.

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A turkey baster, employed, specifically-in the basting of turkeys; usually jammed into a kitchen junk drawer (besides corroding batteries and a broken temperature gauge); only seeing the light of day around the fourth Thursday in November. 

You, sir are neither Patuxet or Pilgrim.  You, sir- do not have a turkey either frozen or fresh in need of basting.  Sir, that does not belong spiked in your arm. 

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