We interrupt our regulary scheduled poetry posting…

We have a late breaking news story from the war torn, wanna be Orange County housewife infested region of Naples Island in the Long Beach region of southern California…And now our imbedded journalist, Christopher Baker…

The first blog category sounds great, contributions
are most indeed encouraged, seeing as how my CPU is
still in hiatus, floating amongst lines of code sent
from the fingertips of ultra-intelligent 16 year old
hackers with nothing better to do with their endless
supply of ENERGY but to interrupt, encrypt and corrupt
the files and folders on millions of  personal
computers every year. Can you blame them? I can't see
how one can. Every DOG must be a PUPPY right? But
those puppy bites can still hurt, scar and
infect….careful your arm doesn't fall off son.
How's that for a freestyle entry Dul?!?! cut , print
and copy that bitch. gotta run to Naples for a class
meeting on the identification of herbaceous plant
material on the lawns of far too rich for their own
damn good, patrons of the area of Long Beach called
"Naples Island". One day it will sink into the bay,
not fast, but slowly sink into swampy stink.  We will watch the rich pull
their most prized possesions, mistresses, and toy
sizeed puppy dogs from the bubbling bay?

peace and meets!
CCC

Herbaceous lawns, multi million dollar homes on a man made island and sixteen year old computer hackers, somewhere Dan Brown is taking notes.  Mr. Baker, take care.  Avoid soccer mom patrolled H2's and H3's at all costs.  Good day and good luck.   

Published in: on April 2, 2006 at 3:44 pm Comments (25)

My first guest columnist. Sweet.

In this weekly er monthly er occasionally updated column our resident celebrity er guest columnist C Baka will riff on all things music related.  Specifically how music videos have ruined music as an art.  I smell music industry expose.  So kiddos, enjoy.

Published in: on March 17, 2006 at 10:41 pm Leave a Comment