If I’ve learned anything from Hustle and Flow and the Oscar’s, it’s that, being a rapper is alot of hard work and struggle. So, before 50 Cent morphs into the “I have no legs” guy from the movie Kids, I suggest starting the Save a Rapper Foundation. Save a Rapper would: accepts donations of any amount, offer a halfway house for struggling rappers to stay at and work on their flow before going back into the harsh recording studios, have a Make a Wish component wherein a life long Cristal fueled dream would be fulfilled, and shamelessly promote rappers as celebrity pitch men.
50 Cent could be pitching Gmail, ”!@#$ yahoo, that #$%!’s for wanksta’s. Get yoself up on that GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGmail! GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGoooogggggggggggle does it hot, son”
Or 50 for Kaplan study guides. “Getting into grad school is a $#@#$. What ya need to do is get yoself some knowledge. Study guides by Kaplan is where it’s at, they’ll help ya pass that GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGRE!”
