A $3,000,000 government survey concluded that 3/4 of the people in America compose 75% of the population. Also according to a recent survey, 51% of the population constitutes a majority. According to yet another survey, 33% of the people surveyed say that they participate in surveys. And finally (thankfully, mercifully), 80% of all quoted statistics are made up on the spot.
Um numbers
Seems most blogs and magazines have blurbs recounting quotes and stats that the alleged humorists find intriguing. Seeing as my blog is like the gazillionth one out there, I figured, I might as well copy those who came before me. Hopefully I can be the 3M of blogging (without the lawsuits) I don't make the blog, I just make it better. Without further ado, ladies and gentlemen, I give to you…the first and quite possibly only….statistical musings post…
"16 ounces to a pound, 20 more to a ki (lo), 5 minutes sit and sear it and you're no longer free."-Mos Def
Dialogue anyone? Just let it marinate.
